🗓️ Last Release: July 21, 2024
🚀 Current Release: April 2025

It’s been 9 months, and we’ve been working quietly… plotting sarcastic comebacks, building smarter features, fixing your bugs, and teaching the app to roast you — in 15+ languages. Today, that work goes live.

🎤 The App Speaks — With Sarcasm & Intelligence

We’ve integrated Gemini AI + Google TTS to turn your stats into spicy, real-time voice responses.
Yes, your phone now speaks — and no, it’s not being polite anymore.

“Zero steps today, huh? I guess your Fitbit’s filing for early retirement.”
“Speed: 0. Crew: Online. You: MIA. Classic.”

It’s personalized, real-time, and hilarious — using your location, steps, speed, and crews.

🌍 Multilingual Voices That Know You

From 🇺🇸 English to 🇯🇵 Japanese, the voice that talks to you knows where you’re from.
We now support 15+ language regions with realistic voices like:

• en-US-Wavenet-D

• ro-RO-Wavenet-A

• de-DE-Wavenet-B

• es-ES-Wavenet-A

• fr-FR-Wavenet-E
  …and more!

🔔 Notification Fixes, Finally

If your notifications ghosted you in the past — that’s over. We’ve fixed:

• Push delivery in battery-saver/background modes

• Smarter, personalized triggers

• Compatibility with latest Android updates

🐞 Bugs Squashed, Backend Boosted

Since July 2024, we’ve:

• ✅ Cleaned up Firebase user data (handled NaN and invalid timestamps)

• ✅ Rebuilt the online/offline detection logic

• ✅ Made MediaPlayer consistent and reliable

• ✅ Improved overall app performance, voice playback, and stability

🎉 Available Now

Head to Google Play and get the update now. It’s funny, functional, and way more fun than whatever you’ve been using since July.